Well class, as you may remember I recently gave you an assignment. It was to put a name to a picture of a well known actor of television and cinema fame. Not one of you ventured an answer, even when I gave you all a handy clue. So, the whole class is to stay back after school, in detention and write in your exercise books the name and words NIGEL GREEN, Colour Sergeant, ZULU, fifty no, one hundred times. everyone, no excuses. Bernard, the Ghoul will have to open the new Iceland store without your attendance and if any of you should fail to attend, they will be sent to caretaker Mr Pye. I can see by the blood draining from your faces we shall be having a full turn up. Class dismissed.