Members, Please Caption this?

I WARNED YOU, DON'T CALL ME SHIRLEY

that is not very friendly

"I asked you to make me look like the British Bulldog, not an actual bulldog!"

Lets rearrange your face!

Not another caption from me, but if you can, enlarge the photo and it looks as though the receiver’s lips are about to fall off his face!

That will teach you for voting Brexit

You have the right to enter the Egremont Gurning Competition, now I’ve moulded your face for it.

I told you not to let them use plasticine when you had plastic surgery

Meanwhile in other news Boris's plans to extend lockdown are said to be being met with some resistence..

Or

Topless blond man regrets asking Les Kellet if wrestling is fake .

I love you really.

You will sell.

A Lancashire Christmas Day Get-Together

''There must be an easier way of breaking an egg''!

"I told you it won't hurt."

"...and the fastest way to get the lemon juice out of the lemon, is to smash it into your opponent's face..."

You’ve got something in your eye let me get it out

and they say it's all a fake

Corker of a shot