I've just had a smile to myself and thought this sounds like the sort of nonsense Graham Brook would come up with.
It's Redruth, 1960, and fans are told that Lord Bertie's servant, Ponsonby will not appear. He has retired due to ill-treatment by the public.
Now I know you were only about six at the time Graham, but does it sound familiar?
Another entertaining story giving us all a bit more insight. As always, thanks very much Graham.